Is your “Lovely Single Baltic Lady” from Belarus actually an overweight male internet marketer from New Jersey?
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Here’s what websites like Anastasia Date and Charming Date want you to know: “Ukrainian girls and women are looking for dating with foreign men.” But guess what? “Pretty women from Estonia are looking for true love now.” And what about Hot Latvian Women? Well of course “Thousands of beautiful Latvian Women are looking for True Love!”
Hmmm, what is so great about the amazing Single Baltic Lady who wants nothing more than to mingle with American mature singles so that she can marry a man over 40 and be a perfect wife so that he can have amazing sex and eat Bortch every day?
Are websites like Anastasia Date and Single Baltic Lady a scam? Or can they lead to regular american singles finding Beautiful Ukrainian Women from Kiev or Berdyansk?
And just where is Berdyansk and why should you care? Well if you do indeed want to find a perfect Baltic Single Lady then you may want to know the difference between Berdyansk and Belarus. Would you expect to order a mail order bride from Malibu or Fargo and get the same thing? Well no you wouldn’t. Berdyansk for instance is a port city in the south-east of Ukraine. Think of it as the Jersey Shore of the Baltics. Belarus is a land locked country so think Wyoming not the Malibu Beach.
Or maybe it doesn’t matter at all. Because the women in all these countries are gorgeous sexy women who seem to have pretty united goals which are to look hot in a bikini and cook for American men.
So what will it be? Would you prefer “Thousands of beautiful Latvian Women” who are looking for True Love!” Or would you prefer gorgeous Polish women. Maybe a woman from Estonia.
We decided to dig a little deeper into the Baltic Single Lady Scene to show you what type of things you’ll really get when you look for a girl online. Who are you really communicating with? Here are some ideas
Single Ukraine Ladies
Wow! “Beautiful Ukrainian Women are looking for dating with foreign men!” Okay I want to chat with a Beautiful Ukrainian woman. In fact I want to chat with a few of them. So we sent a bunch of them letters. And guess what? I got ten replies. The problem is that 6 of them were identical. So I didn’t get a Ukrainian women. I got an autobot. Yup auto generated messages. I think at least half of my hot Ukrainian girlfriends were actually incapable of making borscht because they look like this:
Single Polish Ladies
Okay so I figured I would download some movies the other night on the bit torrent I use. Low and behold there was an ad that was letting me know that “Thousands of beautiful Polish women are looking for Love now.” Okay, I was in. But they were looking for more than love. They were looking for money so they could fly to America to come and love me and make me borsch.
Okay but who would I really be giving my money to? Would it be my imaginary perfect Russian woman named Katarina?
Well apparently not. I’m thinking my money would be going to someone like a bit torrent mogul like this guy:
Single Lithuanian Ladies
Okay I didn’t have any luck with the Ukrainian or Polish ladies so how about Lithuanian? Well there I answered a bunch of embarrassing questions about what I like to do in bed and a couple days later I was asked to pay money or my deepest secrets were going to hit Facebook. Well good thing I made it all up and didn’t care anyone. If I did care though and decided to pay off my Baltic Single Lady then I’m pretty sure she looked less like the Katarina of my dreams and more like this:
Single Latvian Ladies
Okay, how many countries are in the Baltic area? Because I want to see more! They talk so cute with that “I Latvian women looking for good man.” I mean I’m a good man and really understanding but I don’t want to chat with a computer and I don’t want to date Kim Dotcom or an incarcerated 27 year old pervert with anger problems. What I want to find is a Latvian woman who needs strong love…
…oh wait. I just got an email. You’ll never guess who its from! It’s from a single Latvian Lady who is seeking men over 40+. Perfect.
Oh wait, damn! I’ve seen this before. I don’t think this email is from my Baltic Beauty at all. No I think instead I’m corresponding with someone like this:
Single Lady from Belarus, Estonian and the Czech Republic
Okay I’ve still got some work to do. But I will find my Katarina. She is out there somewhere. I just wonder what she looks like…
I know my true love is out there somewhere. I can almost taste the Borsch.