National Lazy Day is August 10, But We Don’t Feel Like Celebrating

I’m not making this up. August 10 is literally National Lazy Day. Here are the facts:

Today there will not be much information regarding this annually celebrated holiday as we do not feel like doing any research. Actually, we do not feel like doing anything at all.  So we are in our hammocks with a couple of good books and glasses of lemonade and iced tea.  Yes, it is National Lazy Day, and we choose to be lazy rather than tell you that this holiday is observed each year on August 10th.  The creator and origin of National Lazy Day could not be found.

If you don’t feel like celebrating this national holiday, no pressure. The last thing we want to do is make you actually do something on National Lazy Day. But our sources (OK, yeah, we’re just making this up because we’re too lazy to ask people how they’re celebrating) say people across the nation plan to celebrate National Lazy Day in the following ways:

POTUS

Trump playing golf
Source: Flickr

No slacking off for the U.S. President: not even on National Lazy Day. Our sources tell us he’s going to be hitting up the golf course hard. There’s dedication for you. President, you inspire us all.

Beyonce

Beyonce Stalker
Source: Wikimedia Commons

The “Halo” and “Single Ladies” singer just gave birth to twins, so she’s entitled to be lazy for a while. She’ll probably celebrate by drinking lemonade and chilling with Jay-Z. Oh yeah, and the twins. Not sure how relaxing that’s actually going to be, but she can definitely afford a baby sitter, so we’re not worried.

Robert Pattinson

Bobert Pattinson
Source: Wikimedia Commons

The Twilight actor tells us he’ll celebrate this incredibly important holiday by not washing his hair. I think he already practices that habit…. but I don’t want to burst his bubble. And how come Robert Pattinson’s hair looks so good when he doesn’t wash it? Mine just gets tangled and greasy.

Google – Employees Get National Lazy Day Off!

Breaking news: For this all-important national holiday, Google will be taking the day off.  So panic now, everyone. (Then again, don’t if you’re feeling lazy.)

No news yet on how Netflix plans to observe the holiday. If they decide to take the day off too, we’re in trouble. Because my personal plan was to celebrate by lying on the couch all day watching Netflix….