Celebrate International Bacon Day on September 3rd

September 3 is International Bacon Day! So unless you’re a vegetarian, you have no excuse for not pigging out on bacon today. (Excuse the pun, but not really). Here are some FAQs about bacon to help you celebrate International Bacon Day 2017: When did bacon come into being? No one knows the exact day, but […]

September 3 is International Bacon Day! So unless you’re a vegetarian, you have no excuse for not pigging out on bacon today. (Excuse the pun, but not really). Here are some FAQs about bacon to

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A Guide to The Crazy World of Chinese Spiritual Offerings

Imagine this. You’re fighting valiantly against cancer. You’re enjoying your second bucket of KFC. Or you’ve begun crossing the street without looking both ways. Cancer wins, you get a heart attack, and an 18 wheeler comes out of nowhere. Game over. You’re dead. Life as you knew it comes to an end. Your spirit decends […]

Imagine this. You’re fighting valiantly against cancer. You’re enjoying your second bucket of KFC. Or you’ve begun crossing the street without looking both ways. Cancer wins, you get a heart attack, and an 18 wheeler

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Back to School Bliss, Parents are Thrilled

This is definitely the most amazing time of the year. Well, at least it is for parents. Back to school has parents dancing in the driveway as we watch our kids board the school bus on the first day. Oh, come on. You know exactly what we mean. As much as we love our kids, […]

This is definitely the most amazing time of the year. Well, at least it is for parents. Back to school has parents dancing in the driveway as we watch our kids board the school bus

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2-Story Dog House for Paris Hilton Pups, Seriously?

The rich and famous are known for doing really strange things. And Paris Hilton is no different. Apparently, she has a 2-story mansion for her pups. It’s her money after all, but a mansion for your dogs. Seriously? There are some people that just take strange to a whole new level. The home for the […]

The rich and famous are known for doing really strange things. And Paris Hilton is no different. Apparently, she has a 2-story mansion for her pups. It’s her money after all, but a mansion for

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Why I’m Insanely Proud to be a Slytherin

How Harry Potter gave Slytherins a bad name Harry Potter really screwed things up for us Slytherins. Not only did he steal the Hogwarts House Cup every year he was at Hogwarts (using extremely questionable methods), but he labeled Slytherins as evil and led the rest of the world to reinforce the stereotype. If Harry […]

How Harry Potter gave Slytherins a bad name Harry Potter really screwed things up for us Slytherins. Not only did he steal the Hogwarts House Cup every year he was at Hogwarts (using extremely questionable

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5 Reasons I Wish There Was A Solar Eclipse Everyday

The solar eclipse on Monday was an exciting natural phenomenon. But aside from the cool spacey thing, there were plenty of other reasons to love the Solar Eclipse 2017. Here are 5 reasons why it would be awesome if the solar eclipse happened everyday: 1. People stopped looking at their phones During the height of […]

The solar eclipse on Monday was an exciting natural phenomenon. But aside from the cool spacey thing, there were plenty of other reasons to love the Solar Eclipse 2017. Here are 5 reasons why it

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The End of the Chuck E. Cheese Band That Inspired Both Delight and Terror

To many people, this news will be a profound relief: Chuck E. Cheese restaurant chain’s animatronic band will soon become a thing of the past. That’s right – just like The Beatles, REM, and NSYNC, the Chuck E. Cheese band is breaking up. Munch’s Make Believe Band has long provoked both delight and terror from […]

To many people, this news will be a profound relief: Chuck E. Cheese restaurant chain’s animatronic band will soon become a thing of the past. That’s right – just like The Beatles, REM, and NSYNC,

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Imposter! A Black Lives Matter Leader Is Tanned White Man

Talk about a major faux pas. The leader of the Black Lives Matter movement in Michigan resigned when it was discovered he was actually a Caucasian man using tanning injections. He is an imposter. Apparently, Maurice Clark, aka Jamal Brown, wanted to show he was really down for the cause. Too bad he went about […]

Talk about a major faux pas. The leader of the Black Lives Matter movement in Michigan resigned when it was discovered he was actually a Caucasian man using tanning injections. He is an imposter. Apparently,

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NASA Sent Aliens a Map to Earth, But Now They Regret It

Well, NASA screwed up. A while ago, American astronomer Frank Drake, with NASA’s help, designed some maps meant to lead aliens straight to us. Then he sent them into space. Now that the four spaceships carrying the maps have all left our solar system, Drake is having second thoughts. Maybe sending aliens a direct map to […]

Well, NASA screwed up. A while ago, American astronomer Frank Drake, with NASA’s help, designed some maps meant to lead aliens straight to us. Then he sent them into space. Now that the four spaceships

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National Lazy Day is August 10, But We Don’t Feel Like Celebrating

I’m not making this up. August 10 is literally National Lazy Day. Here are the facts: Today there will not be much information regarding this annually celebrated holiday as we do not feel like doing any research. Actually, we do not feel like doing anything at all.  So we are in our hammocks with a […]

I’m not making this up. August 10 is literally National Lazy Day. Here are the facts: Today there will not be much information regarding this annually celebrated holiday as we do not feel like doing

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